Oh, you don't know where I've been.

Ask me anything  

"MOTHERFUCKER, THIS QUOTE IS SO DAMN BIG YOU AIN’T GOT NO CHOICE BUT TO READ IT."
Now that I have your attention, you have a nice bum. (via hedlunds)

(Source: totallyfubar, via dirtydaryldixon)

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minicanada:

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE TWEET EVER

minicanada:

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE TWEET EVER

(via officialwhitegirls)

— 4 days ago with 290228 notes

Sometimes the heart doesn’t know what it wants until it finds what it wants.

(Source: pam-casso, via so-glad-were-neighbors)

— 4 days ago with 1532 notes

oh-well-shit:

conortheconquerer:

Molly… I apologize

hOLY FUCKING MACARONI AND CHEESE

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— 4 days ago with 157164 notes

whorecrux-harry:

"Don’t kid yourself" would be a great slogan for birth control pills

(Source: ruinmarks, via joshpeck)

— 4 days ago with 284031 notes

tonydinozzos:

i was just showing my mom how to paste something into her text message on her phone and i was like “double tap in the the text box” “the text box” “the text box” and she was just pointing to random places on her screen that weren’t the text box and all i could think of was

image

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— 4 days ago with 321685 notes