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minicanada:

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE TWEET EVER

minicanada:

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE TWEET EVER

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— 16 hours ago with 281416 notes

Sometimes the heart doesn’t know what it wants until it finds what it wants.

(Source: pam-casso, via so-glad-were-neighbors)

— 16 hours ago with 910 notes

oh-well-shit:

conortheconquerer:

Molly… I apologize

hOLY FUCKING MACARONI AND CHEESE

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— 16 hours ago with 156760 notes

whorecrux-harry:

"Don’t kid yourself" would be a great slogan for birth control pills

(Source: ruinmarks, via joshpeck)

— 16 hours ago with 268764 notes

tonydinozzos:

i was just showing my mom how to paste something into her text message on her phone and i was like “double tap in the the text box” “the text box” “the text box” and she was just pointing to random places on her screen that weren’t the text box and all i could think of was

image

(Source: tonydinozzos, via officialwhitegirls)

— 16 hours ago with 312416 notes
I may have bought @jvreemer21’s game used stick. Maybe.

I may have bought @jvreemer21’s game used stick. Maybe.

— 3 days ago

kissnecks:

knitmeapony:

My next million dollar idea: reluctant exercise videos with people who aren’t perky.

"Just five more… I know, I kind of want to die right now too, but let’s just power through it."

"Okay, new yoga pose.  It’s going to ache like a bastard until your hamstrings release, I’m not gonna lie."

"Stretch a little deeper… it’s okay to yell ‘fuck’ at this point, I won’t tell anyone."

yes

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— 3 days ago with 135070 notes