are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
“Mr. Sulu, remind me to never piss you off…”
My favorite part of the movie. You tell em, Sulu!
I didn’t think I could love him anymore….and then I see this.
If you told me 2 years ago that I would be where I am now, I definitely would not he believed you. Things change. People change.
“In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: it goes on.”
how to enter a relationship with chris pine
- say “hello chris pine”
- then ask him to dinner by saying “would you like to chris dine”
- when you meet up for dinner tell him he is looking “chris fine”
- once dinner is over head back to his place for some “chris wine”
- after you have done all of the above, look deep into his eyes and say: “will you be chris mine?”
voldemort was real dumb make your horcrux like one brick in some random ass house in turkey whos gonna look there
printers are awful
it’s 2013 so
- why do they still make so much noise
- why are they so pushy and impatient
- why is it that printer ink costs more than printers themselves
- why can’t they just wait for two seconds until you load more paper before going into some sort of mid-life crisis during which they try to re-evaluate their entire lives before collapsing
That fourth point tho